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Ms.Patricia B. McMillen
Executive Producer Donahue
30 Rockefeller PL.
New York 10112
Dear Ms. McMillen,
While preparing a progress report for the Board of Directors of the Retail Tobacco
Dealers of American (RTDA) concerning my efforts to become a guest on the Donahue
show I am filled with a feeling of shame that I've rarely experienced. Combined with the
personal disappointment of not having yet succeeded at my task is a feeling of sorrow for
the many families who have lost sons, fathers, brothers, sisters and mothers in the
protection of our freedoms of speech and guarantees of justice and equality for all.
I am ashamed to think that access to the modern media machine of public opinion has
been denied to me because I wish to bring to the fore concerns which differ from the
"politically correct" views of those in control. Yet I am left with no other possible
opinion since your resistance to my appearing on the Donahue show must be simply
attributed to the fact that I wish to discuss the controversies surrounding Smoking and
Clearly, over the past year I have sent you volumes of information on the subject and
on my qualifications as teacher, author and advocate to be a guest. There are hundreds of
thousands of jobs, millions of smokers, and billions of dollars involved with these
controversies but more importantly there are now questions of equity and the loss of
freedoms by individuals who face blatant discrimination and violations of their
Over the past year I and my fellow retailers have collected and sent copies of over
50,000 signatures petitioning you to allow me to be on your show. It is doubtful that any
single guest has gone to such extremes to gain an invitation while it is certain that no
other guest has faced government sanctioned, legalized employment or housing
discrimination and the resulting loss of economic and personal rights.
The absence of statistical honesty in regard to tobacco on the part of an EPA that
allows the air and water to be polluted and the proclivity of a medical profession to use
smoking as a scapegoat for diseases that increase in frequency despite significant
decreases in the number of smokers causes me to wonder if anti tobacco zealots, besides
making personal fortunes from their position, are not also using the smoker as a surrogate
for racial, gender and ethnic bigotries which are otherwise prohibited by law.
The smoker has now become more than disenfranchised. He has become a tarPOST for
the hidden hatreds and frustrations of a nation being led toward one tarPOST of acceptable
It is apparent by your stonewall and the climate of discriminatory legislation
currently being passed across America that the time for petitions and even for lunch
counter smoke ins has past. It is clear that even an economic boycott of your sponsors
and other such means of social nonviolent resistance would likely fail to gain me access
to your show.
If petition will not succeed in gaining access to the media then to demonstrate my
solidarity with and shame for those who have made the ultimate sacrifice to protect this
countries principles and freedoms on Veteran's Day (November 1 1993) I intend to cease
taking my daily dosage of health sustaining medication* which I take to control an
otherwise disabling and potentially life threatening condition.
It is absurd and shameful to me that I must undertake such radical action to attempt to
gain the simple right of free access that you seem to afford all other concerns. I maintain
that the lack of debate on the issues I have raised over this past year in and of itself is
evidence of the intentional conspiracy to deny equal access and speech to the smoker. I
implore you to allow me to be on your show and to spare me the physical suffering that
otherwise shall be your responsibility.
Ira T. Lapides, Ph.D.
President G&B Tobacco Co. Inc.
RTDA Board Executive Committee
603 Skyline Dr.
Gatlinburg Tn 37738
cc. AP, ACLU, New York Times,Washington Post, Wall Street Journal,USA Today,
Other Major National and Local Newspapers, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, 20/20,60 Min.
McNeil-Lehrer, Rush Limbaugh, Larry King,Nightline,48 Hrs, All Competitive TV
Talkshows, Time, Newsweek, US News, Readers Digest, Playboy, New Yorker,Atlantic
Monthly, Gary Trudeau,Other Assorted Magazines and Individuals.
Personal PS to Mr. Donahue.
Copies of this letter will not be released to the press until October 11th in the hope that
you will relent and grant me one hour of public national TV time without my having to
go to such extremes. I really do not wish to be a martyr to this cause but, I am compelled
to undertake this radical action for not just the controversies surrounding smoking but the
more noble concerns of free speech and equal treatment. Please reconsider and host a
show on these controversies.
* Rather than ceaseing his medications, Dr. Lapides undertook a hunger stike.
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95% of our orders are shipped the day they are received.
- You MUST be at least 18 years of age to purchase tobacco products in Tennessee!
- We do not sell tobacco products in Maine or Arizona.
- All Packages are shipped US Post Office unless you specify UPS.
- All Customers will be Charged for Shipping & Return Postage on any Refused or Returned package(s).
- International Customers: You are to check with your local customs & duty officials to see if there are additional duties or fees required, or if there are prohibitions on tobacco or amounts of tobacco which can be shipped to your country.
- Charge card customers may order by calling
- To check on an order call 865-436-4412, 9am-3pm Eastern Time Monday-Friday.
- Visit our showroom on D-Level of the Mountain Mall, on the corner of Parkway and River Road in Gatlinburg!
- We are open 7 days a week.
- Prices subject to change without prior notice.
- No Cash Refunds. Merchandise credit ONLY on returns.
- We DO NOT ship cigarettes.
603 Skyline Dr.
Gatlinburg, TN 37738
24hr Fax: 1-865-430-7476
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OUR NEW OLD BLEND
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